A Chaotic Neutral

a/n: Readers might recognize some of these scenes as pieces of prior flash fiction. I've fleshed them out, added a few more scenes, and made one cohesive fic out of it. This is also another Seireitei Monogatari drabble. Please enjoy!

Title: Lies and Promises
Characters: Ichigo/Kisuke, Yoruichi
Rating: M
Warning: Angst, slash, smut, liquor, spoilers
Words: 3017
Description: Just this once, Kisuke tells himself, but in the end, they're both lying for the sake of a promise.

( Kisuke's not stupid. He just knows how to play the game as well as everyone else. )

a/n: Another bit in the Seireitei Monogatari series here. It's a shorter one, but I've been informed it's still rather tasty. :) Enjoy.

Title: Accidental Seduction
Characters: Renji, Ichigo
Rating: T
Warning: language, implied boy/boy, food not-quite-porn
Words: 479
Description: It shouldn’t be this hot. It is.

( This is almost torture.  )

a/n: As promised, here's the second part of Past Imperfect. Enjoy!

Title: Past Imperfect (Epitasis)
Characters: Ichigo, Urahara, ensemble
Rating: T
Warning: character death, angst, AU-ish
Words: 7012
Description: Sequel to Protasis. Ichigo abandons his future and heads into the past with one goal in mind – save Urahara Kisuke.

( He has to play this right, or it will fail. He will fail.  )

a/n: Another piece in the countdown to 200 in my Seireitei Monogatari series. Please enjoy!

Title: Past Imperfect (Protasis)
Characters: Ichigo, Shunsui, ensemble
Rating: T
Warning: character death, angst, AU-ish
Words: 2281
Description: The war has been won, but at a price that seems too costly to pay. Everything has been traced back to a single, defining moment. And Ichigo makes a choice.

( You call this a victory?  )

a/n: Here's another drabble from my Seireitei Monogatari collection. Please enjoy!

Title: Burning in the Skies
Characters: Aizen/Urahara, Shinji
Rating: M
Warning: boykisses, massive spoilers
Series: A Thousand Suns, sequel to Tomorrow in a Bottle
Description:  Kisuke wakes from a memory, wondering what’s truth, what’s lie, and if he’ll ever forget either of them.
Dedication: For Emyrei, who wanted this pairing.

( Kisuke almost wishes he could wake up screaming, terrified and guilty like so many others, as opposed to waking with this hole in his chest and a growing sense of emptiness.  )

a/n: Greetings! Here's another drabble from my Seireitei Monogatari collection of shorts. It's an addition to a longer series within the collection. Also, this is very much NSFW. Enjoy!

Title: One Way Street
Characters: Ichigo/Grimmjow, Renji/Ichigo (onesided), Urahara
Rating: M
Warnings: masturbation, boykisses, boysmut, voyeurism, angst
Description: Part of the Gravitation series. Renji thinks he might be a masochist, or if not, then he’s at least a little sick in the head.
Dedication: For mandalee1013 , who reminded me of the sexiness that is Renji and how much more I need to indulge.

( Renji bares his teeth, feeling like a cornered, wild animal. The last thing he needs is Urahara-san piling guilt on top of the shame that’s already making a nasty nest inside of him. He knows he’s some kind of sick bastard; he doesn’t need Urahara-san as a witness to his perversion.  )

a/n: Today I bring to you another oneshot! It's not part of the Seireitei Monogatari series but it is a part of the Never Been Kissed universe and a sequel to Slow Dance, another Ukitake/Rukia oneshot. Which means it's not only NSFW but it's also hetsex porn!

Title: And With This Hand...
Pairing: Ukitake/Rukia, with background Ichigo/Byakuya
Warning: for hetsmut, possible spoilers, light references to slash, fluff
Words: 5096
Description: Jyuushirou should have known that nothing ever goes the way he plans.
Dedication: For sykopaths for being the 40K hit to Pandora's Box!

( It was a question that considered much more delicate thought than asking Byakuya for permission. While Jyuushirou was certain that Rukia would say yes and that their feelings were mutual, he also couldn't fathom a proposal that was anything less than perfect.  )

 

Another one from the Seireitei Monogatari series of drabbles. This is not only NSFW but it is also hetsex porn! *gasp* Watch out for the het porn. *grins* Enjoy!

Title: Slow Dance
Characters: Ukitake/Rukia
Rating: M
Warnings: Het smexin’, fluff
Words: 1,392
Description: Sequel to May and December, part of the Never Been Kissed series. By the gods, she makes him young again.
( He’s had visions and fantasies of things being perfect. Slow and sensual, gentle and smooth like it should be.  )

a/n: So awhile back I was chatting about possible pairings in Bleach and I seem to remember stating a certain fondness for Tatsuki/Soifon, of which I hadn't written or read yet.

Well, this little drabble here from Seireitei Monogatari is what gave birth to my love for the potential in that pairing. Yuri is not something I write much, not for lack of liking, just for lack of experience (and admittedly, lack of request). But now... now I might have to try it a bit more.

Enjoy!

Title: Fight Like a Girl
Characters: Tatsuki, Soifon, hints to Soifon/Yoruichi and Ichigo/Byakuya
Rating: T
Warning: Slight crack, hints to future girl lovin’
Words: 1607
Description: Soifon makes a new friend. The world beware.

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( Soifon blinked at her in slack-jawed surprise. As though the possibility of a mere human blocking her attack was beyond her comprehension.  )