A Chaotic Neutral

Title: The Unknown Quantity
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two
Characters: Caduceus Clay/Fjord
Rated: M
Enticements: Sexual Content, Frotting, Handjobs, First Kiss
Description: Fjord has no reason to be nervous. It’s an opportunity to commune with the Wildmother after all. The fact that he’s in love with Caduceus Clay has nothing to do with it.

For FjorClay Week 2020, Day Seven, Nature

Fjord is nervous.

He doesn't have any reason to be nervous. It's just Caduceus. It's just their familiar roof with their familiar ridiculously large tree on top of their familiar home. He's in familiar comfortable clothes -- loose trousers, loose tunic, and the emblem Caduceus has given him on a thong around his neck. He’s unarmored, and unarmed in spirit, though he can call the Star Razor at a moment’s notice.

He has no reason to be nervous.

Maybe the tremble is excitement. Maybe the rapid flutter of his heart, the heat in his face, can be chalked up to excitement. Curiosity. Intrigue.

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Title: Refuge
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two
Characters: Fjord, Caduceus Clay
Rated: K+
Description: While shackled in the prison of the Iron Shepherds, Fjord dreams and his future reassures him.

For FjorClay Week, Day Five, Dreams

Jester's humming.

Even in this dark and dirty and dank place, Jester's humming and babbling behind the gag, and generally doing her best to put on a brave face. Fjord tries to return the favor, but he's beaten all to hell, exhausted, barely able to keep his eyes open.

Sleep isn't a refuge. Not with those dreams. Not with the eyes watching him. Multiple eyes. Yellow and luminous, the deep voice resonating words at him. Commands. Commands he can't follow.

Consciousness is worse.

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Title: Up the River
Universe: Critical Role Campaign Two, Alternate Reality
Characters: Caduceus Clay, Fjord
Rated: K+
Enticements: Fairy Tale AU, The Hermit and the Kappa
Description: Caduceus thinks Calliope must have been teasing when she said to be wary of kappas. Fjord, after all, seems to be as pleasant as they come.

For FjorClay Week, Day Three, Prompt: Myths and/or Fairy Tales

It's a sticky, humid day when Caduceus throws the two corked clay jars over his shoulders and heads for the river. He picks his way through the garden of haphazardly ordered plots of vegetables and fruits and herbs and flowers singing their sweet song into the air. A few bees buzz noisily, but leave him be.

True, he could always ask the Wildmother to create water for him, but there's a simple pleasure in fetching it for himself. It's only a few minutes walk, and perhaps while he's there, he'll indulge in a quick dip as a break from the day's sticky heat.

As it is, Caduceus has stripped down to a loose pair of linen trousers, snipped off at the knee. His bare skin is slick with a sheen of sweat. He's piled his hair on top of his head, in deference to the heat, and the sun warms the back of his neck where it peeks through the tree canopy above.

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Title: Generosity Provides
Universe: Critical Role Campaign Two, And Other Virtues Series
Characters: Fjord/Caduceus, The Mighty Nein
Rating: K+
Enticements: None
Description: Fjord notices things, too. And he notices that Caduceus needs to look after himself a bit more.

For FjorClay Week, Day One “Battle Couple/Post Battle”

Warmth washes over Fjord, followed by a ticklish tingle, and the last of his aches and pains vanish. He feels the smile of the Wildmother like sunshine on the crown of his head, and though he hadn’t noticed them, a few tiny scratches on his arm fade into nothing.

The battle had been more of a skirmish. These days, a few dire badgers are nothing the Mighty Nein can't handle, but one had gotten past Fjord’s guard when he'd been aiming at the largest of them bearing down on Caleb, and weak or not, badger claws are sharp. It cut right through a gap in his armor, slicing under his arm.

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Title: Care a Fig
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two
Characters: Nott the Brave, Caleb Widogast
Rated: K+
Description: Caleb doesn’t think he deserves Nott’s loyalty, but he cherishes it all the same.

It wasn’t until he saw Nott with Luc — Veth he reminded himself — that Caleb understood where he fit into Nott’s life.

He doubted it was intentional on her part. She didn’t mean to adopt him as a pseudo-replacement. But she loved her son and had nowhere to put that love until Caleb showed up with his dirty clothes and his physical weaknesses.

Her support of him was two fold. It was not disingenuous. She did want him to succeed as much as she would want Luc to succeed. That he could maybe possibly be the one to “fix” her was only part of a larger, complicated equation.

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Title: Full Steam Ahead
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two, Alternate Universe
Characters: Caleb Widogast/Caduceus Clay
Rated: K+
Enticements: None
Descriptions: Caleb Widogast, djinn of the kettle, does not deserve as nice a thing as Caduceus Clay. Or so he thought.

For clayleb week 2019, day seven, return to the Earth

Four seasons.

Caleb Widogast had been out of his kettle for one year, or four seasons as Caduceus Clay counted them.

In that time, he’d learned about the world as it was, as it had changed since he was punished for his sins and trapped in a lifetime of servitude.

It was a world of magic and machine, modern and rustic. It was a strange world, but there was nothing stranger than the firbolg who did not have a wish to make.

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Title: Of One’s Choice
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two, During Episode 57, Close to Home series
Characters: Caduceus Clay, Caleb Widogast, Fjord
Rating: K+
Description: Caduceus doesn’t know what to call this fluttering sensation when Caleb is around, but he supposes he’ll have to pay attention to it.

For ClayLeb Week, Day Four, Destiny

“Mr. Clay, if I might borrow you for a moment?”

It was Caleb asking, and that would have been enough, but there was an urgency in Caleb’s tone which rose the fine hairs on the back of Caduceus’ neck. Caduceus paused a few steps behind Fjord, and turned back toward Caleb, who stood in the hallway, fingers just shy of wringing together.

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Title: Bloodlines
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two, Alternate Classes
Characters: Fjord, Mollymauk Tealeaf, Jester Lavorre, Caduceus Clay, The Fletching and Moondrop Circus
Rated: K+
Description: A simple twist of fate and betrayal lands Fjord in the path of the good ship Moondrop and her crew of traveling circusfolk, including one Mollymauk Tealeaf.

Bloodlines
Part Two

They’re having dinner when the door slams open, and Avantika struts inside, flanked by Sabian and Bartork, her long coat flapping around her ankles and a grin on her lips.

“What’s this? Did my invitation for dinner get lost in the mail?” she asks with a pointed look at the table and the two settings.

Vandren sits back and rubs his forehead. He’s been looking more and more tired lately, creases building around his eyes, and a heavy slump to his shoulders. “What is this about, Avantika?” He sounds like he already knows, and he’s bracing himself for the inevitable argument.

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a/n: Aka, the smutty chapter. ;)

Jack of All Trades
Chapter Three - Consequences and Repercussions
If Fjord thinks asking for a blowjob is some kind of punishment, clearly he hasn’t learned a thing. Molly loves sucking dick. Specifically, he loves sucking Fjord’s dick. He loves making the half-orc turn weak in the knees, tremble with want, and dissolve into hungry gasps and moans.

It’s a power unlike anything Molly has at his disposal.

Punishment? Hah. More like reward.

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Title: Jack of All Trades
Universe: Critical Role, Campaign Two
Characters: Mollymauk Tealeaf, Fjord
Rating: K+ to M
Description: Fjord has many, many talents, but sewing is definitely not one of them. Molly takes it upon himself to give Fjord a lesson or two, and not just with needle and thread.

Part One - Master of None

Fjord is talented in many, many things.

Sewing, apparently, does not seem to be one of them.

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