Fanfic Rec: Transformers
Aug. 9th, 2011 12:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dracoqueen22Good afternoon! Today I've got some fic recs for you. No writers in particular, just a few fics that I found extremely hilarious and thought that I should share them with the world.
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight (G1 based)
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Why I thought this was hilarious: I'll just put some of my favorite quotes in here. Some of the grammar and sentence structure could use a bit of work, but I easily looked past that in order to laugh my ass off. This one's complete and utter crack.
"A seeker was talking to him. Which one Megatron wasn't sure. There were a lot of seekers in the Decepticon base. It was just that no one really cared about them. The seekers were sort of the paper tissues of the Decepticon army: You used them to wipe your nose and then you threw them away."
"Come to think of it the only seekers he used (that had any real worth anyways) were Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker…and sometimes, sometimes, Sunstorm. But that seeker had more issues then the New York times and was often in solitary confinement so he wasn't seen much anyway (In fact, he appeared so little that there was a running bet circulating the Nemesis on whether or not he really existed)."
""By raise of hand," Megatron growled not taking his fiery-red optics off the screen, "Did anyone take an Autobot prisoner with out my knowing?""
"Optimus actually froze. He recognized that face. That was Megatron's recruiting face. Oh hell no. "MEGATRON!" Prime bellowed in frustration. "You have 18 sociopaths already! Let me keep my one!" and with that the two leaders started to grapple hand to hand."
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty (G1 based)
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really. No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month?
THIS one is the first TF fic I read that made me LMFAO. For serious. My roommate stuck her head in my room and asked me if I was all right. It's also one of those fics that like everyone has on their favorite list. There aren't any quotes, because most of it is hilarious in context. Suffice to say, that Jazz trying to solve a fake murder of Bluestreak in competition with Prowl is hilarious. Also, Jazz apparently has an office that he never uses and its a running joke that everyone teases him about having/finding it. Things get even more hilarious when the person Prowl hired to commit the crime, starts taking the game into his own hands. The punchline, also, is the greatest.
Blue 42 by The Starhorse (G1 based)
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
This author writes numerous hilarious gen fics. But this one is the one I laughed at the hardest. Basically, Prowl is fed up with the amount of prankage going on at the Ark. He devises a plan, a punishment really, that might bring him some peace. Crack ensues. One scene involves a football game, Cybertronian style, in which Prowl sets all of the usual pranksters/troublemakers (Jazz, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Slingshot, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, and Blades) against the Dinobots. Hilarious chaos ensues.
I think the Protectobot quoting The Princess Bride was priceless. Also, the commentary from the onlookers? Had me in stitches. There is more Protectobot quoting in the form of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Decepticons Ravage and Dead End make an hilarious appearance. And somehow, Furbys are involved, but I'm not going to tell you how. I'd also recommend reading Semantics, even though it's not finished because it's hilarious, and Just the Cat's Meow starring Jazz.
Snap, Crackle, Pop by ShyLight (G1 based)
Sideswipe hates teleporting and therefore, by association, hates Skywarp. Sunstreaker unleashes an unholy wrath upon the Decepticon base due to a misunderstanding. No jet packs or GPS systems were harmed in the making of this fic…Beyond repair anyway.
Why I thought this was hilarious: I'll just put some of my favorite quotes in here. Some of the grammar and sentence structure could use a bit of work, but I easily looked past that in order to laugh my ass off. This one's complete and utter crack.
"A seeker was talking to him. Which one Megatron wasn't sure. There were a lot of seekers in the Decepticon base. It was just that no one really cared about them. The seekers were sort of the paper tissues of the Decepticon army: You used them to wipe your nose and then you threw them away."
"Come to think of it the only seekers he used (that had any real worth anyways) were Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker…and sometimes, sometimes, Sunstorm. But that seeker had more issues then the New York times and was often in solitary confinement so he wasn't seen much anyway (In fact, he appeared so little that there was a running bet circulating the Nemesis on whether or not he really existed)."
""By raise of hand," Megatron growled not taking his fiery-red optics off the screen, "Did anyone take an Autobot prisoner with out my knowing?""
"Optimus actually froze. He recognized that face. That was Megatron's recruiting face. Oh hell no. "MEGATRON!" Prime bellowed in frustration. "You have 18 sociopaths already! Let me keep my one!" and with that the two leaders started to grapple hand to hand."
CSI: Ark by MoonMadKitty (G1 based)
Oh no! Someone's murdered Bluestreak! Well, not really. No problem, Jazz is on the case! Can he solve the Murder Mystery before Prowl forces him to attend staff meetings for the rest of the month?
THIS one is the first TF fic I read that made me LMFAO. For serious. My roommate stuck her head in my room and asked me if I was all right. It's also one of those fics that like everyone has on their favorite list. There aren't any quotes, because most of it is hilarious in context. Suffice to say, that Jazz trying to solve a fake murder of Bluestreak in competition with Prowl is hilarious. Also, Jazz apparently has an office that he never uses and its a running joke that everyone teases him about having/finding it. Things get even more hilarious when the person Prowl hired to commit the crime, starts taking the game into his own hands. The punchline, also, is the greatest.
Blue 42 by The Starhorse (G1 based)
Beware of irritating Prowl. It does not pay.
This author writes numerous hilarious gen fics. But this one is the one I laughed at the hardest. Basically, Prowl is fed up with the amount of prankage going on at the Ark. He devises a plan, a punishment really, that might bring him some peace. Crack ensues. One scene involves a football game, Cybertronian style, in which Prowl sets all of the usual pranksters/troublemakers (Jazz, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Slingshot, Sunstreaker, Cliffjumper, and Blades) against the Dinobots. Hilarious chaos ensues.
I think the Protectobot quoting The Princess Bride was priceless. Also, the commentary from the onlookers? Had me in stitches. There is more Protectobot quoting in the form of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Decepticons Ravage and Dead End make an hilarious appearance. And somehow, Furbys are involved, but I'm not going to tell you how. I'd also recommend reading Semantics, even though it's not finished because it's hilarious, and Just the Cat's Meow starring Jazz.
